Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018

pootnug

Name of a chinchilla (you can only say this with a county accent)

“Aw riley your chinchilla is so cute, what’s its name”

“Pootnug”

by Ryeeeee May 16, 2018

Pootsnute

To snort a line off an ass. "Usually an female exotic dancer, or prostitute"

I'd like to take a pootsnute off her ass. Hell if you e never had a pootsnute can you say you've ever "really" done cocaine

by Comeagain,saidvirginmary April 15, 2018

Pooter Plug

What you Plug your anus with, so that you don't get raped. A Pooter Plug is the Plug that you desire whilst getting gangraped. If you don't have a Pooter Plug, you will get anally gangraped.

HELP!!! I didn't use my Pooter Plug, and now I am getting gangraped!!

by ShaftCrafter42069 April 17, 2018

Pooty

A shitty tattoo that was supposed to spell Posty and turnes out it says Pooty, used in Post MalonePostposting on FB

Damn look at her pooty tattoo

by Poootayyy May 30, 2018

Pooter

A tiny turd

l been constipated for days. All I do is drop an occasional pooter or two.

by 'Nati Sr May 31, 2018

Pootootle

An empty toilet paper roll.

I was at my buddy's house and went to drop a massive Taco Bell deuce, and that asshole had left a pootootle with no backup roll!

by HelloMyNameIsCoinslot July 5, 2018