Pizza Bear

The greatest Boston Terrier-English Bulldog mix in the world. He loves food and humping female dogs (pretty funny to see), whines whenever someone has pizza and he can't have any, thus his name, and he sleeps on top of his dog house like snoopy! He's quite cuddly albeit rambunctious, and will always find a way to lick you right on the face. Pizza Bear has cancer... He's fought all his life. but his life lately seems to be coming to a close. I'm so sorry Pizza. I'll always love you.

"Bring Pizza Bear upstairs after his bathroom break. Also, give him his Palladia (chemo) pills."w

by Scalamuush April 13, 2021

pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

parental pizza

pizza available for your consumption that is paid for by your/your friend's parents

"Where should we eat tonight? I'm getting hungry."

"Let's go over to my place; I've got some parental pizza."

by leshjeik April 23, 2012

rainbow pizza

the gay sex position of when two men eat each others asses

'dude, me and ted had the best rainbow pizza last night.'

by lmfaolwtgay November 29, 2015

half a pizza

When you tear the panties and there is half a lip there.

I was going down on Helga the other night and to my surprise she had half a pizza.

by Zzop June 22, 2016

pineapple pizza

if you like pineapple on pizza, you deserve to die.

Jason: what are your opinions on pineapple pizza?
Richard: absolutely rancid. if you like pineapple on pizza you should go jump in front of a moving bus

by g6rlogan February 5, 2022

Mexican pizza

when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner

the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza

by ligma song January 11, 2023