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Pikachu pickup 

A dumb pickup line involving mass attention and collective embarrassment and shaming to ask out a girl.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else: wow that was a lame pikachu pickup bro
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Night Pickle 

A pickle that is to be consumed at night time. The later in the night, the better.

It is said that a 3am Night Pickle is one of the best night pickles.
Do any of you ever have a night pickle? A night pickle? Do any of you - Do you ever have a night pickle? *cronch*

"There is nothing quite like a night pickle."

"I just ate half a jar of night pickles... I don't feel so good, but it was totally worth it."

"The Devil himself gave me a night pickle. It was great"

"There is nothing better than opening up your fridge late at night and seeing pickles. That crunch is like no other when you're hungry at night."

pet the pickle

John was horny and felt the need to pet the pickle.
pet the pickle by djkrap May 21, 2010

fiddle with your pickle 

When one, typically a man with a penis, begins to masturbate.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.

Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.
Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”

Dally of a pickle

To be in a worrying state
The toasters just exploded.....what a dally of a pickle

Dally of a pickle

There's a problem
What a Dally of a pickle we're in