peanut

a person (typically a woman) whom likes to be pissed and nutted in

Him: "Damn! I'm so horny right now, but I also need to take a piss."

Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"

by itzthtguy December 5, 2023

Peanut Decline

When everything with peanuts has been banned from a certain area due to some ones peanut allergy.

dude, there has been a major Peanut Decline because Jimmy over there is scared of peanuts... *sigh*

by andirella March 16, 2011

peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.

Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.

by pbwhirl November 21, 2020

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

peanut toes

toes that are shaped curvy towards the top and skinny towards your feet

hadiyah has some peanut toes

by tsyfcguftucvh October 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

by deltabeta April 4, 2021