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Puffweeb

A person who acts strange and hilarious to hide their crippling insecurities, and also has a love for anime.
My god, Jadyn is such a puffweeb.
by Deepfriedrat March 23, 2017
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puffer snout

A person who makes their friends beer foam by hitting the top of his friends beer with the bottom of his own beer.
That mutherfucking bitch totally puffer snouted my beer!
by Puffer snout April 3, 2017
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puffg

Pussy used for finanicial gain.
by Mr Dick Biggins May 18, 2017
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Puffy teen nips

A severe disorder of the breast tissue suffered by maturing teens. Similar to nipple rock, where the glands grow at an exponential rate. You are advised to contact a medical professional immediately if you or anyone you love is suffering from puffy teen nips.
Person 1: "yo I'm gonna hop in the pool. Come in with me! *takes off shirt*"

Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"
by Any Lurk God June 30, 2017
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puffy fucking

Puffy fucking is the act of fucking a girl's asshole into her pussy so that your lovely lady can experience the sensation of something akin to being battered in the g spot from inside the asshole.

Disclaimer: this is advanced level shit. Do not do this to someone you don't know well, or who doesn't like pain.

Directions. 1) Enter a girl through her anus while she's on her shoulders. 2) To find the sweet spot, carefully aim the cock, at roughly a 15 degree angle, into the asshole. 3) Gently guide it over the pelvic bone. 4) Have your brave girl finger herself to fully experience the special moment. Enjoy that face. ;)
Man, last night I tried puffy fucking with my boyfriend and it rocked my world!
by Masterlove June 29, 2017
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Pufflepuss

A crusty dried up lot lizard. Survives solely on cheap vodka and fried egg.
I picked the Pufflepuss up at the bus stop; that was my first mistake.
by ruabadfish2 November 27, 2017
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Puffalottapus

A rare form of pufflepuss
A transformation that occurs when the puffle tries to share wisdom with those around her..
The pufflepuss believes she is a knowledgeable being. However, all studies to date have shown the pufflepuss to have the IQ of a fly and in reality doesn’t even have the ability to learn
That motherfucking puffalottapus needs to die.
by ruabadfish2 November 27, 2017
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