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Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.
Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.
by Donna Duccini June 22, 2019
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pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza
"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"
by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017
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half a pizza

When you tear the panties and there is half a lip there.
I was going down on Helga the other night and to my surprise she had half a pizza.
by Zzop June 22, 2016
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bathroom pizza

Can be used to mean two different things, a bathroom pizza is when you cum on a girls face in the bathroom, but a girl can also be a bathroom pizza-if she is an undesirable hoe, and the only action you would want from her is to cum on her face in the bathroom
Some Douchebag: yo i got mad pussy at the party last night
Guy who knows whats poppin: ha i heard you just got a bathroom pizza, nothing to brag about
by 6ThePiZZaMan9 February 3, 2018
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Pizza Lunchable

Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.
Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.
by The Pizza Lunchable January 26, 2017
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pizza bully

A person who has strong opinions as to what toppings belong on a pizza.
"Karen says pineapple on a pizza doesn't make it a real pizza; she is such a Pizza Bully."
by DarthPaul June 14, 2020
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parental pizza

pizza available for your consumption that is paid for by your/your friend's parents
"Where should we eat tonight? I'm getting hungry."

"Let's go over to my place; I've got some parental pizza."
by leshjeik April 23, 2012
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