small pp

when your pp is small

today i found out i have a small pp

by retard alley June 1, 2024

Small pp Disorder (SPD)

Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.

Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica

Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.

by C00chieman September 21, 2020

Small dick energy

People with the name eric usually have small dick energy

Small dick energy is like eric with a huge truck trying to make up for it

by Alexander men June 1, 2024

small fine

i actually have no idea on this one.

i dont know how to use small fine

by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 25, 2022

Small

Your boyfriend's penis.

Martha: How was your day with John last night?
Chloe: I didn't have a good time. His penis is soooo small!!
Martha: Sucks to suck I guess.

by yourgravelieshere March 2, 2023

Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.

I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.

by Unknown997 March 1, 2024

small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.

“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”

by OldBearEric April 21, 2018