noodle salad

When you put a bunch of limp dicks in someone's mouth.

I made a noodle salad to get the party started right!

by Rudolfff April 4, 2016

Noodle

The act of having a noodle connecting you and someone elses brain

Person 1: Dude, I wanna watch tv.
Person 2: ME TOO!
Person 1: maaaan, we've got a noodle.

by bitchazzs August 20, 2009

Noodling

Catfishing with hands.

I went noodling today.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Noodle

A slang used by asians in Philadelphia to describe a person who is a pussy, nerd, geek, etc.

Man Devin, Jonathan, and Nathan are noodles, they don't know how to hang

by pookie5523 September 3, 2014

fondue with noodles

When the cheese sauce for your noodles is so thick and delicious that there's just no other way to describe it.

AKA: mac & cheese but better

Jenni said, "Sorry I missed your call, but I was totally having some fondue with noodles and wine."

by Madddddddogggggg January 18, 2017

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.

Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.

by Karbonyx November 1, 2023