swag

s:something

w:we

a:americans

g:got

something we americans got

fuck canada they dont got swag america does

by sagmonster13 October 31, 2011

swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012

Sir Swag

A person who is very swag or swaggy, regardless of age, gender, height or name. An utmost compliment of high respect.

Hey, what should I call you?
You can call me Sir Swag.

by Pogmasterofindiscerniblegender December 11, 2020

McWag Swag

From "Man-Child With A Gun". Clothing, usually a black teeshirt, that proudly proclaims the wearer's love of God, Guns, Guts, and America; and the strong desire to proactively defend them from all enemies, foreign, domestic, or imaginary. This message is related through imagery of skulls, guns, motorcycles, more skulls, and a stylized font meant to invoke an outlaw lifestyle, but more often reminding viewers of the drunk uncle their parents let live in the garage "until he gets back on his feet." May also apply to a vehicle covered in stickers and flags expressing similar sentiments.

Ingrid: "I couldn't find a parking space. Where did all these pickup trucks come from?"
Pedro: "Check out all the McWag Swag. They must be meeting up to crash a protest somewhere."

by SynDec January 23, 2021

Swag Flip

The act of completely leaving the skateboard and plowing your body into the fucking ground in a totally bodacious manor.

Gilbert: Yo I just did a swag flip!
Thorp: That was real and absolute swag!

by reallycoolguy April 22, 2020

Funny swag

A Fat man from Washington who rivals vaush in the smell department

Funny swag is smelling up the place

by slava horizon April 1, 2021

Swag Fag

The word better than Fuck Boy because Swag Fag describes all dumb ass's

Pedro: Hey what's up Napoleon lets get something to eat at Crew Dew
Napoleon:There's to many Swag Fags there though Gosh
Pedro: OK that true fuck em Swag Fags we can go to the dew few
Napoleon: Yeah Idiot Gosh finally you did some thinking

by The_man97 September 20, 2016