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Noah

Noah is the most awful person you will ever meet, he is really annoying and unfunny. All his jokes are stolen, unfunny, and stupid. He is really really really ugly, I've seen toads better looking than him. He smells really bad, dog crap smells better than him. He seeks attention because he gets none at home. Noah is the worst person and he is a huge hypocrite, he can be sexist and sometimes racist and calls it "dark humor" Noah is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.
"Hi I'm Noah"
Everyone in the world: "shut the fuck up Noah"
by The coolest 81 March 22, 2022
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Noah is a young fool that doesn’t leave his house. He gets bullied by Kevin when he asks Noah if he’s going to the same high school as his special persona. Noah’s sexuality can be questionable at times like if he were to say no to a girl asking him to the movies
Noah is a chest guy
by HeeheelOl October 8, 2019
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Noah is such a kind hearted person. He’s such a loyal guy. you can allllways count on him, he’ll never let you down. He’s handsome as well. When he had a gf, skai Jackson actually hit him up but he’s not a cheater. Did I mention hes sooooo handsome.
Ooohh Noah
by Anonymous pretty girl November 22, 2021
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Gamer Noah

The act of taking your clothes off, normally on a video call, and dancing.
"I hope we don't get Gamer Noah'd tonight"
by sancires April 30, 2025
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noah

a white ass guy that sits in front of his tv with a pumpkin spiced latte playing fortnite with his only 3 friends
he’s gay i bet his names noah
by totallynitsomeonefromthegc January 20, 2019
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Noah is a very sarcastic person. Usually blondish brownish hair. He is good looking and cute. He’s really a nice person but he doesn’t show it. He gets upset easily but doesn’t show when he’s sad
Person 1: Noah’s so cute

Person 2: I know I can’t believe I rejected him
by personinthisworldthing March 6, 2019
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Jacob is such a Noah!
by xevox April 20, 2022
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