Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

Mind Scare

When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.

This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.

Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating

Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce

Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain

Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.

Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.

Guy 1: is there any treatment?

Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.

by Caseyds620 January 22, 2011

Healthy Mind

A hot person is running through your mind.

I know I have a healthy mind.

by Nonto shukku February 29, 2016

Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

mindful heretic

a person who finds that the only way to uphold the ideals and principles of one's belief system or group memberships (churches, clubs, political parties, socioeconomic groups, etc.) is to BREAK its rules mindfully. THis means the person does so knowing full well what the repercussions and backlash for his/her actions or words might be. While the word heresy is rooted in lots of religious history, a mindful heretic is possible not just in religious organizations, but also in broader secular contexts as well.

A family has a tradition that has existed for generations tjat depends on a racist pattern of behavior. When you choose to break with that tradition because you can not in good faith continue being a member of the family unless you refuse to follow the tradition, even if you know you won't be invited to family gatherings, you have been a mindful heretic to your family's orthodoxy.

A theologian who chooses to write what s/he believes to be true despite the religious consequences is also a mindful heretic. See Matthew Fox's Confessions of a Post-Denominational Priest for a great example.

by binahbaby December 19, 2011

Inter-mind Bamboozling

When somebody says something that you were just thinking about then you argue over who came up with it first.

Jack: Ahh She is fire mate Iam telling you. John: Yeah I was just thinking that...she ain't your type anyway.
Jack: Nah you weren't ya fucktard yer about 34 years old. John: AHHH shut ya trap cunt I said it first.
Jack: Stop Inter-mind Bamboozling...............

by CheekySoldier69 May 19, 2019