matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011

Pulling a matt

Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.

Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!

Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!

by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022

Matt

That one transgender person that was once a dude and has like crazy knowledge on naval history.

Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?

Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.

Chad: What da hell...

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

Matt toeppner

Matt toeppner is beasties with rino, gavin, Anthony, jack, Chad and more. He is a stuck up blond boy who does his typical sports like baseball. He thinks every girl has a crush on him and wants him but all the girls talk bad about him behind his back. He's currently in love with abbey poodles stanky ass and we all know that will end soon

Hay do you know Matt toeppner

Yea that ugly blonde kid who will go no where in life

by Jimmy'suncle November 24, 2021

Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.

The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'

by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022

Matt Kuhl

Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon

OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT

by NJbroNaNaNa March 22, 2024

Matt Davies

A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.

yo! is that Matt Davies!!??

by samsucio August 30, 2018