March 8th

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 8th just go around the hall or class and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 08, 2022

1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020

March 24th

National Send a Booty or Titty Pick Day
Send your friend or partner a hot pic, it's a no balls situation.

"Hey Judy! Ya know what day it is?"
"No Josh what day is it?
"March 24th!"
"Ah shi, lemme send you the pic."

by LittleLionMan05 March 25, 2022

March 29th

the most stupid ignorant annoying ass bitch was born this day. if you were born this day you annoy everyone your around and everyone hates you.:)

“when’s your birthday?”
“March 29th”
*punches in the face*

by anonymouslydisdik March 29, 2023

march 18th

many tragedies occurred on March 18th throughout the years, one of the most notable ones being my birth, in 1997

“oh no, she’s born on march 18th!”

by imurderdolls November 21, 2021

March 18th

National appreciate short people day

Hey (insert short person’s name), its march 18th!

by Supermua March 18, 2022

No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 13, 2022