drunken leg

when aforementioned drunk becomes so intoxicated that he/she, during their intoxication, injures their leg to an extent that impairs them for over a week.

I say, your predicament sounds similar to that of a drunken leg.

by JOSHSNIFF April 13, 2011

legs business

When a man doesn't do something because he has to do something with a girl.

Sorry, I can't go because I have a legs business today.

by carlitosxxx21 January 18, 2009

Pig Leg

Any kind of hand rolled cigarette that is inconsistent in shape; due to clumsy inexperienced hands. Typically characterized as being fatter on one end or the other or even in the center.

"Look at the goofy ass pig leg hanging from that dude's mouth."

"No shit, what a bumblefuck!"

by BacKWasH234 October 7, 2011

Barbie Legs

When a girl has really nice legs.

Damn. Did you see Izzy? She sure has barbie legs.

by McKayla Grace April 3, 2017

Soggy Legs

Something to annoy random people with

"hey do you want some #Soggy Legs," "no," "are you sure," "shut up,"

by The Create Soggy Legs June 11, 2018

badger-legging

The term badger-legging comes from the way badgers use their boneless front legs for sensing the environment much like the antenna of an insect.

Dave: Have you checked out that new pub yet?
Paul: Mate, I'm badger-legging it right now - full of old folks with moustaches
Dave: Damn.

by Alfy2020 May 18, 2011

Left Leg

Thing that goes totally numb after beating the fuck out of your dick so god damn hard.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb.

by Mr_NRG16 October 5, 2020