MLG Water Jump

to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. İts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".

"I can't MLG Water Jump with that lag!"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Jump

The upward propulsion of your entire body, primarily with the force a swift muscle contraction of your legs creates, and/or without the gravitational pull downwards towards the surface/ground.

I jumped off the building

by CommieAlek April 29, 2021

Bungee Jumping

When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping

"Are you on the pill?" "Nah I'm bungee jumping."

by It's RAW!!! January 20, 2022

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!

by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020

jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022

Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.

Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter

by Schulp March 25, 2009