When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.
by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018
Get the Cat Jumpedmug. Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.
by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018
Get the Jump Joy Januarymug. A fundraising and event program that has become one of THE premier annual events for elementary and middle schools, with thousands of schools and millions of kids participating across the USA every year.
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2022
Get the Jump Rope for Heartmug. by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020
Get the Jump-offmug. When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007
Get the message jumpedmug. When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
Get the Schlong Jumpmug. by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018
Get the jump pad mquackmug.