July 15

if someone is born on this day you have to give them some head

man! your born on july 15th?!?! come over here

by babydrivrr November 11, 2020

July 4th

If your born on July 4th your gay or a stud/dyke

Kashmyr:She’s so gay
Saniyah:yea I know she’s brown on July 4th

by Coochieman😎 November 16, 2020

1st Of July

1st of July is that day when you’re happy with your friends. NO FIGHTING

Example: Someone: You count at hide and seek again!
Y/n: Fine
1st Of July

by MaryaTheo November 18, 2020

July 2

The day when two dumb bitches were born

July 2 when they were born

by Penis suckers May 4, 2021

July 30th

National best day of the world

Man 1: Yooo! It’s July 30th!
Man 2: I can’t wait for my good luck today!

by Matilda g May 10, 2021

July 16

National fuck your best friend day

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say it’s July 16 let’s f u c k 💋😍😘😩🤪🤤🥰

by Kikirayg July 15, 2021

29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.

A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of 💦 July, 📅 weather 😈 is 💦 clear
One 😤 adult asked 🙏 me, 😭 "What 😐 is 💦 your 👏 dream?"
As 🍑 if 👏 my 👨 dream 💭 explained who 😂 I 👁 am 👏
When 🕗 I 👁 said 💬 I 👁 had 💋 no 🙅 dream 💭
The 👏 look 👀 on 🔛 the 👏 adult's face 😀
Was 👏 like 💖 to 💦 the 👏 child 👦 with 👏 no 🙅 name 📛
The 👏 look 👀 was 👏 familiar to 💦 me 😭
Though studying 🔫 wasn't 😐 much 🔥 of 💦 my 👨 taste 👅
I 👁 tried 👀 my 👨 best 👌
Parents 👪 were 👶 fond of 💦 joy 😁
When 🕗 I 👁 brought good 👌 grades to 💦 them 💦
Walking 🚶 on 🔛 the 👏 same 😩 path at 🍆 the 👏 same 😩 time 🕐
I 👁 continued my 👨 life 👤 with 👏 no 🙅 expression 🖕

A: ...bye

by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021