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Joseph

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Brown hair and hazel eyes. Not super tall but not short either. He's the sweetest human being on earth. If you're lucky enough to be his girl make sure you treat him well. He's super loyal and is always there for you. He'll stick with you through thick and thin. He never truly gets mad at you. He treats you so well that you'll just want forever with him. If you get a Joseph don't let him go. Cherish him.
Person 1: damn who is that. They're so hot.
Person 2: oh. That's Joseph they're not only hot they're so sweet too. But don't waste your time. He as a girl already and he's so loyal.
Person 1: man. That sucks. I want him.
by Joseph's babygirl November 10, 2021
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Marco Joseph

A "Marco" has some very high racist way of delivering his humor that only 500IQ above will only get a chance to mimic their fraction of his humor.
-He is the inner divinity sacred within all of us
-Will send you memes mostly "dark" or "morbid"
-Powerful

*Buddies with Michael"
Marco Joseph: "Me and my Ex-wife had sex after she lost the one game we had bet on"

Michael: "what game?"

Marco Joseph: " Russian Roulette"

Michael: " YOOOOO"
by Gunnn June 8, 2021
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#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟
me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)
by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph is a amazing person they kinda suck at love but their getting better every day!! Always make sure to reply to theirs messages when they talk!

Make sure to stay close to someone named Joseph if you have them. They always know how to boost your mood if your feeling down. They’re always ready to listen to you when you need to vent. Don’t be scared yo talk to them about everything they always have a lot of time on they’re hands and are ready to listen!!

There’s always gonna be someone who has a crush on Joseph I know like 20 different people who like Joseph. As I said before Joseph sucks at love so always make sure that someone they’re in love with is perfect!!
Do you know Joseph I heard they’re an amazing person and such a good friend!!
by siq.fvc September 8, 2021
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Joseph R Cronin

The Man hands down always looking after and sticking up for what’s right in the world, no matter what’s at stake . Truth seeker and speaker always blowing the whistle on the scum of this earth .. He doesn’t complain much keeps his circle small and the only person he hurts is himself …. The way the world has become keeps him up at night , he has a calling to save the world one person at a time and he insists on doing so . Wise beyond his years always gets the girl who can’t grasp his depth so he is targeted by our very own deep state due to his intuitive knowledge of there’s more to life then let on… His only fault being to honest …
He who speaks the truth is always most hated like a Joseph R Cronin
by The retributioner July 31, 2024
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Tyler Joseph

The bean that saved my life with his aggressive ukulele playing and constant screaming
Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
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