A incredibly talented and underrated person who is also very hot and he played Jackson in flight 29 down
by Ruth_martell_conway June 8, 2021

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain
hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this
by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018

A nickname for a good friend. Can be used as the same nickname for multiple people in your group of friends.
If someone refers to you as Johnnis the proper response is to also call them Johnnis.
If someone refers to you as Johnnis the proper response is to also call them Johnnis.
by Cheesemook April 11, 2021

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025
