Jason isThe sexiest, most caring, and loveable

Man you will ever meet. He is an unselfish lover with a large cock. Any woman would be lucky to be his wife.
Oooh girl look at that man over there, he's a whole Jason
by Yelats nosaj July 3, 2021
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the man who knows where da smoke is
yo, jason gots da smoke, let's slide
by thiccboi10 June 8, 2020
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Jason is a rage monster. He can be super mean and hurtful. He has his problems so it's best to stay away from him, for the only weapon you can use t defeat him is a mirror. Yes, he has no pleasent facial featurs whatsoever.
Person 1: Oh look it's jason
Person 2: Run!
Person 1: why... oh I see... wait! I can't see anymore! HELP!
Person 2: Oh no!
by hibijibi November 20, 2019
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the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him
omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance
by smfh August 24, 2023
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A relatively nice guy who the girls are all over. Jasons like to take Jewish holidays off even if they aren't 100% Jewish. Often times they are a drama queen about the stupidest of things. Jason's are also tons of fun to piss off.
Dude that guy is such a fucking Jason.

I know he took off russiashauna
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 30, 2019
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A person who has high IQ and is usually sucessful
Hey look! Its Jason!
by igobyweirdnames May 11, 2022
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A cocky ass person who thinks everyone is obsessed with him. Very dramatic and short tempered. In denial of real life and lives in his own world. Definitely likes it up the ass. If you meet a Jason, run.
by tally69 November 14, 2022
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