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samuel l jackson 

The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park
White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga

Michael Jackson 

i am 100% sure that Michael Jackson was not a pedophile

A Jackson 

When you’re playing a battle royale game and your teammate takes all the loot before reviving you
Oh my god did you just loot everybody before reviving me, all I have is a Mozambique, you just pulled a Jackson
A Jackson by BobbyL1te March 11, 2019

La Toya Jackson 

La Toya Jackson is an African-American pop, soul, and dance singer, and the older sibling of music superstars Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson. Known for her scandals throughout the late 80's and early 90's, and her re-emergence as a key supporter in the child molestation trial of brother Michael. She has released a total of 10 albums in her over 25-year music career; however, her highest charting single was "Heart Don't Lie", which peaked at #56.
Maria is a huge La Toya Jackson fan.
La Toya Jackson by Robert Koehler October 24, 2006

Lake Jackson Brown Trout

Piece of turd that actually tries to flow upstream of Lake Jackson Waterfall

Smiling Jackson 

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.
Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!
Smiling Jackson by Mr. Moogles July 23, 2009