The Blackwell Theory

The source of the DoomTroopers mind bending abilities. An ancient being with the knowledge of everthing and everyone. Born out of a black hole, this humanoid is thought to be immortal.

The Blackwell Theory told me everything I needed to know.

by IDoomTrooper March 25, 2010

Edo Theory

If a law enforcement officer moves its leg then the dog will bite you.

The Edo Theory is true, he bit my foot while walking into a store.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Animal Theory

When a male likes a female who weighs more than 250 pounds

Peyton falls under the animal theory

by GucciGotch February 14, 2024

H theory

Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.

H theory is not New Age BS like other theories out there.

by W3ird-X November 08, 2021

Igloo Theory

The Igloo theory, also known as the snowtrapped theory, is the theory that if two people that hate eachother get stuck in a cold place (ex.: an igloo) together, due to being cold, either one is going to murder the other or they will have sexual intercourse

Dude 1: Yo we should totally trap those two ennemies in an igloo.

Dude 2: Why is that so?

Dude 1: Because they will either kill eachother or have sex, it's the igloo theory

Dude 2: That sound unrealistic, but yeah, we should try that on some people. How about world leaders?

Dude 1: Sure!

by QuébecCentaureTetris2009 February 04, 2024

Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019