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Minecraft

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.
I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.
by Brosnice23gta5 November 14, 2022
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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
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Minecraft

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022
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Minecraft

This is a video game that was very popular when it first came out. After a year or two, it became disliked for some random reason. When it was 2019, it has become the most popular video game with CS:GO behind in second place.
by food_pleas January 28, 2020
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Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)
Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!
by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025
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Minecraft

Me: wanna play Minecraft?
YOU: hell yeah.
by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020
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Minecraft

Minecraft is famous
by XGDragion March 7, 2023
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