holy glo scriptures

Similar but better then the christian bible, this holy book has 300 pages in it, but over 300 scriptures exist. The book is extremely holy and if anything were to happen to it, bad luck shall plague the atheist. It holds many secrets of the ancient glo gangs and its history and prophecies.
I own a holy glo scriptures!
by bastian farivar May 06, 2022
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Russian Holy Water

/n/
Vodka
Just another word for vodka
Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water
by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021
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holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
by gregoriouse March 10, 2012
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Holy shit big

Refers to any object (real or otherwise) that is in fact so big, it is not simply "very big", "huge", or "gargantuan", but incomprehensibly big.
"You should have seen the size of the rats at the airport in Mumbai"
"Were they big?"
"No, they were holy shit big rats, bro"
by jonohere January 03, 2020
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Holy Boob lube

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Holy boob lube! Did you get the scoop on that man?"

Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
by Raven Bishop November 13, 2009
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The Holy Hobo Fork

The basis of the Holy Hobo Fork religion; a fork that has been blessed by a holy hobo.
Have you prayed to the Holy Hobo Fork today?
by Nanashi Kurokaze December 17, 2006
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holy double shit

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.
Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!
by shankydanky August 08, 2006
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