Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

flag guy

A guy who is totally and utterly fucked

Edwardo von hugepants is a flag guy he got a pile of chicken nuggets droped on him

by Flag guy September 4, 2016

Guy Music

Bands that are popular with members of the male gender, such as Nickelback, Pearl Jam, and Rush

Girl 1: What in god's name are you listening to?
Girl 2: Oh my god, my dad must have changed the radio to this station, this is all guy music.

by Salty_K February 14, 2018

Fannie Guy

A fuckboy in the making who looses his confidence and leeches it from a woman of God.

Friend 1: "Did you see that new guy from English?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah he's a Fannie Guy, stay away!'

by TheSaltmates February 15, 2018

guy shy

A woman who is normally confident in what she does, her responsibilities, her life, and when she is around other women; however, she may act shy in front of men, not speak to men normally, or comes off okay when dealing with men but shows DEFINITE signs of preferring to talk almost exclusively to women with the exception of elderly men.

Fictional Conversation:

Man 1: Hey man, there's this girl at church and she seems to prefer talking to the girl beside her instead of across the table at me!

Man 2: She's guy shy man. She's not into commitment yet....she's probably too busy with family stuff and she's filled up her whole schedule with responsibilities and college. (Description of a real girl I know).

Man 1: I Guess I'll just try to ask her out when her and I are having fun or working on something! I'll persevere!

Man 2: More power to ya man.

by av3nger September 29, 2013

Bitch Guy

A person who pulls total bitch moves.
A person who acts like a bitch.
A person who is greedy like a bitch.
A person who has sand in their vagina.

John: OMG jay didnt invite me to the party
Sally: What a Bitch Guy

Jennifer: jackie is always mean to me
Ashley: i know right what a total bitch.. GUY!!

by BoXmAn June 16, 2012