Goosen 

The act of dramatically craving for something, typically food.

Oh man, I’m goosen for a buttery Jack from ‘Jack in the box’. Said hungry Ted

Goosen by Jack from Jack in the box September 20, 2022

gooberment 

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016

godsex 

A sexual experience so mind-shatteringly good that it wholly transcends the physical and is elevated to the spiritual.

Good sex is when someone orgasms; great sex is when both partners do. But godsex is recalled wistfully six decades after the fact as the greatest sexual experience of a lifetime. Godsex frequently results in unconsciousness, pulled muscles, and/or foolhardy marriage proposals.

godsex by FichenDich October 1, 2010

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober 

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

silly little goober by Numberline June 13, 2023

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

Goobernatorial by Squeeps February 25, 2014