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mountain goat style

Like doggy style but with biting...
by Cottencandy May 15, 2018
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Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.
"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"
by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022
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Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.
Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.
by Toeatcake May 21, 2019
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cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.
Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!
by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019
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the throat goat symbol

The hand motion that people who try to act gay do where they act like they are sucking on a cock.
Ngoh!!! Kingston did the throat goat symbol, and he rolled his eyes back.
by Novat Snewo October 24, 2022
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a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.
Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*
by platonymous May 10, 2020
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Hungarian Goat Cheese

The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders
Hey Oscar, are you jerking off that goat to make Hungarian Goat Cheese for dinner tonight?
by Fishy ham wallet June 17, 2020
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