goat-entine's day

a more awesome made-up holiday (in replacement of Valentine's Day) that celebrates the love of goats.

We celebrated goat-entine's day by eating goat cheese, watching funny goat videos and eating at goat-fil-a. It's the most baaaadass holiday.

by millerthyme February 14, 2015

low key goated

Low key goated is a way of saying someone is the great something that you did not expect them to be the so good at. Often used in conjunction with “when x is the vibe…”

ME: Trevor is low key goated at CoD.

YOU: Yes. He’s so unassuming and sleeps so much you’d never know how good he was.

by CallMeBoomBoom December 13, 2022

drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."

by DragunBruk December 07, 2013

Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.

Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.

by Toeatcake May 21, 2019

the throat goat symbol

The hand motion that people who try to act gay do where they act like they are sucking on a cock.

Ngoh!!! Kingston did the throat goat symbol, and he rolled his eyes back.

by Novat Snewo October 25, 2022

Goat cheese omelet

Goat cheese omelet is just another name for weed

Yo pass me the goat cheese omelet

by Eatdatpussy5000 December 07, 2020

Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 14, 2022