drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."

by DragunBruk December 7, 2013

cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019

Goat Mother Fucker

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.

Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.

by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018

the throat goat symbol

The hand motion that people who try to act gay do where they act like they are sucking on a cock.

Ngoh!!! Kingston did the throat goat symbol, and he rolled his eyes back.

by Novat Snewo October 24, 2022

low key goated

Low key goated is a way of saying someone is the great something that you did not expect them to be the so good at. Often used in conjunction with “when x is the vibe…”

ME: Trevor is low key goated at CoD.

YOU: Yes. He’s so unassuming and sleeps so much you’d never know how good he was.

by CallMeBoomBoom December 12, 2022

Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.

Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.

by Toeatcake May 21, 2019

Goat cheese omelet

Goat cheese omelet is just another name for weed

Yo pass me the goat cheese omelet

by Eatdatpussy5000 December 6, 2020