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Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does
Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄
by @yaii.litty May 23, 2018
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September First

To break up with one's significant other after being miserable in the relationship for years.
"Dude, did you hear the news? I finally September Firsted the shit out of my girlfriend"

"Bro, it's September 1. Are you going to September First the gf?" "Yeah man, next September 1."
by September 1 September 29, 2017
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Britain First

A fascist group comprised of the most brain-dead cross-section of the sheep-masses in Britain, profoundly exceptional in promoting anti-Islamic sentiment, racism, British patriotism etc. Britain First provides a safe haven for the basest of the basest of the thick, who cannot even begin to understand any basic economics; it is a lot easier for Britain First supporters to focus less on the real economic problems in the world which may contribute to their wages stagnating or their inability to provide for their children, and instead point at people with not-white faces and rant about scroungers.

If you've ever had the misfortune of meeting a Daily Mail reader (or god forbid a Sun reader) you might even have MET one of these people, as the only information about the world they have acquired is through a populist far-right filter of corporate bullshit.
John Whiteman: I love the Queen, my country, lads mags, action films, going gym and getting hammered on the lash pulling fit birds. We need to kick all these dirty scrounging immigrants out the country and take our country back. Can me and my one brain-cell join your group please?

Britain First activist: ONE BRAIN-CELL?! FUCK OFF YOU LEFTY LIBERAL ELITIST OXBRIDGE CUNT
by Clemery Jarkson July 25, 2016
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WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)
This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary
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pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018
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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
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from first to last

Best band on earth

Person on definition #17 is wrong from first to last does indeed have 2 vocalists
sonny moore is the main travis richter the backing In dear diary travis did ALOT of singing and in heroine he did barely any but he did sing quite a bit in waves goodbye
From first to last is sex to my ears
by Tonbert January 30, 2007
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