fist trist

the act of male masturbation

Every time I see her on the street I have to go right home and have a fist trist. Lotion optional.

by fffreddy August 13, 2010

Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

gold fisting

Talking about how great you are while rubbing it in someone's face. Usually gold fisters are also hypocrites and get a lot of hate. They are usually an all around dumbass and douchebag.

Person 1: Man, that guy was calling me a weeb.
Person 2: Don't worry, we all hate him. He was just gold fisting.

by NightlyDisaster July 6, 2016

Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.

Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists

by The MTS lads November 15, 2017

Baby fisted

Punching a baby

Did you hear about trump he baby fisted some womans kid

by Potlatch July 8, 2017

RELBJALOOD FIST 👊

A board game that is played with a dice 🎲 and comes with 2 game pieces braid man and LBJAY. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJ MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created rELBJALOOD fist 👊. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq January 1, 2023

Bensalem fist fight

Non contact altercation where the aggressor follows target hiding in bushes yell/whispering bizarre sexual threats

He's from outta town so he has no idea this is a Bensalem fist fight, maybe we should punch him?

by WSGM the Talk December 12, 2020