Evan

Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.

Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg

Megan: yeah...what about him

Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he

Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*

Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about

Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing

by Samantha<3Evan(°~°)√` June 21, 2018

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

Evans middle school

A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.

I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.

by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021

Evans

A man named Evans is very unloyal he is involved with multiple women at once and has no regard for other people's feelings

Evans is a player

by MEME_GOD May 20, 2022

Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass

Wow evan smell like fetus poop

by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019

Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday

“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”

by I’m tits March 18, 2021