Evan

A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity

"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."

by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020

Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

Joseph Evans

Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.

Joseph Evans the best person I know.

by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021

T-cake evans

t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape

"T-cake evans do you have a fag i could get"

by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021

Evans

To make room for some more food

I’m stuffed, I’m just going for an evans

by Evski January 13, 2021

Mr Evans

A very handsome teacher.

Me and layla love him

Mr evans has a Hot aussie accent

by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021

Evan

Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!

Evan is soooooooooo smexy

by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021