Choke a donkey

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's
The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.
by Mr B. Igcock April 02, 2012
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donkey thighs

bitch with some thick ass thighs! (thick in the thighs)
damn she got dem donkey thighs fo real!
by phineasfuk August 24, 2006
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Donkey Balls

One who's testicles are abnormally larger than others. Balls the size of a Donkies. Usually the carry of these monstrasaties trades penis size for testicle size(By birth not by choice of course)
Comparable to E-Dollaz, everyone else's nutz looked like marbles when matched to his Donkey Balls
by Robert Barker August 29, 2003
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Swamp Donkey

A really fuckin ugly person
Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey
by Peter November 03, 2004
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Donkey Punch

Most commonly known as punching your partner in the back of the head right before orgasm to tighten the vagina or anus. But, this is now known as the Republican solution for the economy. Where they bend over the common working man (mostly democrats) by taking away their tax breaks and giving them to the rich business men with the idea of a trickle down effect (The anal sex) and then to enjoy it more at the workers expense the business then use the tax breaks to buy a new car and mansion for their own pleasure.( The punch in the back of the head for added pleasure)
Scott Walkers new bill to take away collective bargaining and benefits from state workers is like a donkey punch to our under paid and under appreciated educators.
by peakaboooo February 17, 2011
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donkey poop

The word you say when anything around you completely sucks.
Teacher: Alright class we are not eating pizza today ,instead we are learning Algebra!

Child: This is total donkey poop!
by ego49er June 27, 2010
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donkey

What the heck is up with my donkey hole?
by Smac August 12, 2003
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