dialo

Slang for Cellular Phone or just a Phone.

"Ayo, who was you talkin to on the dialo?"

by Freestyler.X May 4, 2006

dildo

a toy used by woman to ples themselves

"i used a dildo lst night"

by o ya come on June 17, 2009

Dillon

A person who enjoys flipping $20,000 houses in Upstate New York, taking cheap vacations, gangsta rap and destroying bathrooms.

Who is that guy, he is so annoying...He's a "Dillon"

by Gangsta Toilet Rappin February 3, 2010

dildo cart ride

A word Lene and Ben use to greet each other. Or a painful looking ride down windmill hill on a dildo cart blates!

Ben: alright nobend!!
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!

Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum

by Lenes mum January 13, 2008

ear dildo

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

by Peacey P February 1, 2008

Dillock

An Astoundingly stupid individual.
A combination of Dick and Pillock.
Dick is obvious. Pillock is also a word synonymous with Dick in the UK.
Colloquial term used in the Herts, Beds and Bucks three county area of the UK.

"OI WHATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING YOU DILLOCK!"

by cluckfuster June 15, 2009

Dildo

A large (or small) object used through men and women or whatever gender you are to masturbate or as decorations on Halloween.

WOW!!! Look at all those spooky dildos!

by Niglet Raper June 21, 2016