an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
by idiot! February 9, 2021
Get the Angry Apple Diseasemug. A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021
Get the dj diseasemug. Originated from the song “Clout” by Offset featuring Cardi B
Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it
Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it
by MrFlamin September 3, 2023
Get the The IG Diseasemug. an illegally insane 15 year old discord user that wants to marry and have children with everyone that comes into contact with them. usually finds every human "hot". there is no known cure currently. the only treatment is a 1 hour timeout.
by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023
Get the tuntunglaposakijibartiti diseasemug. It’s caused by a type of jelly fish in kewarra beach to sting you and create a blue rash all over your legs it can only harm people who have been stung though other people can get this rash.
by Spotto disease December 13, 2021
Get the Spotto diseasemug. by BARBARAH January 6, 2022
Get the Mad Snail Diseasemug. lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk
abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!
abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!
by milkymoo February 7, 2020
Get the milk diseasemug.