an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
by idiot! February 09, 2021
A Diesase with symptoms such as clingy ness, love, affection, extra attention. Usually start to show after spending quality time with a great man name Kirk. Symptoms usually escalate after intercourse.
by Jazzo.La June 21, 2019
Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
by Crushing Disease Patient September 13, 2013
You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.
"He has unfortunately contracted the Miniaturejoshey Disease."
by georgefilipe June 05, 2024
That kid has david disease.
by Meatrider69 June 15, 2023
Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 07, 2020
“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”
by Coolgal12345 February 22, 2021