Higga Disease

No one really survived to tell the symptoms but it's everywhere.

Billy tripped and fell. He got hit with that higga disease and yeah.

by Not yeet boi March 19, 2019

Kawasaki's disease

An Eli Tomac fan says stuff like "Eli Tomac is the best because he rides the edge," doesn't admit that the style of riding is very bipolar.

Poor guy he has Kawasaki's disease, he couldn't accept Cooper Web's championship win.

by KtmMasterrace May 30, 2019

Kirkinson’s Disease

A Diesase with symptoms such as clingy ness, love, affection, extra attention. Usually start to show after spending quality time with a great man name Kirk. Symptoms usually escalate after intercourse.

She all over yo..she must got Kirkinson’s Disease

by Jazzo.La June 20, 2019

Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019

jess disease

When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it

“Oh SHET JESS DISEASE KILL HER”

by Jessfallenangel September 17, 2019

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...

Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?

by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019

Ohju Disease

The uncontrollable need/urge to showoff/flex one's belongings.

A: I just bought a new watch, it was $60
B: Hey, I got a new watch too. It was JUST $600
B: Also, the underwear I'm wearing are like, $60 each.
B: I should get some pricier ones, these were kind of cheap.
C: Oh no, this guy has the Ohju Disease.

by Ohju1 September 25, 2019