The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
by zaworldo August 18, 2021
Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...
by Loroch March 25, 2018
hooking up with someone who is successful, rich or famous, simply for clout.
also counts for relatives of famous people or friends.
also counts for relatives of famous people or friends.
by TRASHLEYGARBAGE September 12, 2021
by Pierre1488 April 22, 2017
clap out loud now commonly typed as col. Used in chat rooms, blogs, multiplayer games, and text messages all over the internet to show that something desperately needs a round of applause.
used also is scol or Slow clap out loud. When shit just gets sad.
used also is scol or Slow clap out loud. When shit just gets sad.
by Intricate-Slip December 23, 2020
the term dummy claps describes something that is really good and enjoyable.
Example: "Yo deadapples, that new netflix show dummy claps!"
Example: "Yo deadapples, that new netflix show dummy claps!"
by New.PhillySlang January 31, 2019