How thick is this chick?!

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

by poveryonwheels January 21, 2023

chick-gnoring

When a Woman ignores what a Man is saying, for one reason or another. Can occur when a Woman asks a Man a question, but does not care about the answer. She may "Chick-gnore" his response.

Maybe if she wasn't "Chick-gnoring" me, I wouldn't have to mansplain things to her.

She thinks I'm Mansplaining things, simply because she asked me a question, then chick-gnored my answer.

by LEGOguy September 1, 2017

Chick Fil A

every girls dream on saturdays, but every girls nightmare on sunday.

omg, that boy who worked at chick fil a was so hot

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

Chick a wow wow

Sexy

You look chick a wow wow

by anonymous May 11, 2021

Chick

The ship name of a Jack and a Chiara. Despite being a conveniently decent ship name because it is an actual word, it is possibly the worst couple of all time, as both of them are so fucking annoying and love to shove paper (and other things), down each other's backs.

There's Chick shoving those "other things" down their backs.

by gfninefrcfnurgjh April 3, 2019

Sausage chick

When a woman is considered a dude and not bangable

That chick used to be hot but now is just a sausage chick

by eddietaps78 July 23, 2022

Two Buck Chick

A pseudo-sophisticated female who enjoys cheap wine as well as a penis sliding down her throat. Can be abbreviated to TBC

Mary: Give me some more wine! I'm feeling frisky.
Steve: Shut up, Mary! You're being a total two buck chick.

by $2 Chuck February 12, 2014