1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
by urbanpenguincollective January 25, 2021
by Korzod October 18, 2020
When someone becomes ultra enraged defending their point of view beyond the point of reasonableness despite all logic and, especially, facts leading to the contrary. In most cases, men are the victims of the wrath of someone who has become chick mad.
When we asked the new, effeminate waiter to separate the tab in the same pub we had been drinking in and separating tabs for years, he became chick mad in his insistance to the contrary despite our history in the bar, the fact that we tip at around 50% of said tabs and the manager saying there was no such policy.
by kdphx October 29, 2010
A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with
by bestbussyinabdn July 18, 2023
A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.
by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023
Just a def for white female.
But I'm mixed and i take it as an insult when somebody calls my friends "White chicks" MFN N!**3R AIN'T CALLING MY BITCHES WHITE CHICKS
But I'm mixed and i take it as an insult when somebody calls my friends "White chicks" MFN N!**3R AIN'T CALLING MY BITCHES WHITE CHICKS
-Katy Perry is a white chick...(No offense i like Katy Perry and i LOVE her music but she a white chick.)
by Wordshiy September 17, 2018
The day after valentines day , national side chick day. That being result of all the pimps and players are with there main bitchs on valentines day leaving the side chick feel some type of way so they get the day after.!!
by GAY GOKU February 14, 2024