check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

g check

A pimp ass term synonymous to the verb "steal" or "stole."

He straight up g checked my slim jim.

I just g checked that nigga's weed, mane.

It can also be used in present tense. For example,

I'm going to g check those cheetos.

It can also be used in the future tense. For example,

I'm g checking those sunglasses.

This term originated at a private boarding school in Lynchburg, Virginia. It can be used with or without a hyphen in between the g and check. For example, g-check.

by Will g Rose May 28, 2006

check u later

its when u r sayn bye to a friend or person,

tanita aka necta"check u later bj,"
bj"yeah yeah check u later

by dexta September 4, 2006

Natural Reality Check

A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.

You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone

The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.

Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook

Luke: Oh yeah?

Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.

Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?

Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.

Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.

Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb

by nickymo56 December 30, 2011

check-o-slovakia

Poker slang. Bad player's modification of the word "check." Made popular among poor players by the movie "Rounders."

"Check"
"Check"
"CHECK-OOOOO-slovakia"

by KidNapster February 20, 2005

check me in the back

The feeling To have shit ones self and need a friend for confirmation to make sure

"Aww man I ate a lot of burritos and I farted maybe even sharted,can you check me in the back"

by Austin Caballero March 12, 2014

obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.

Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.

by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009