Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

Law of the Lifeboat

Who gets to eat who, when.

HQ demands a 10% staffing cut. It's you or me. I'm sorry, its the Law of the Lifeboat.

by Jim Oakley April 7, 2011

MeatCanyon's Law

The law that if a character isn't drawn completely disfigured in a MeatCanyon animation, something bad will happen to them.

"You remember what happened to Peppa Pig's family in the MeatCanyon animation parody? Brutal..."
"MeatCanyon's Law 🗿"

by Afro-Chan July 6, 2023

hoe in law

when your brother in law acts like a hoe you can call him hoe in law instead

my hoe in law just went from 29 encounters to 30

by blancadillo April 4, 2023

Emma's Law

The scientific law that states girls can not win at beer pong, unless partnered with a male.

Originally named after Emma Johnson, a girl who played several recorded games of beer pong from 2001-2008 without one girls only victory.

Sally: I'm gonna kick your ass at beer pong tonight!
Brian: Yea and E=Mc^3! Its called Emma's law... read a book.

by Brosieden May 9, 2013

Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.

"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."

by Mestopheles November 12, 2017