body-surfer

1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.

Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.

by QuacksO May 10, 2018

Body Coldness

Opposite of body heat. The effect your body has on a hot object when you are colder than it.

Davis really noticed his body coldness when the hot tub started cooling down.

by Wubeb March 13, 2018

bomb body

A Body that is very attractive; very sexy

She has a bomb body.!

by Runna14 April 22, 2016

Pudding body

A girl with a great body, but every guy is putting (pudding) his dick in her

Dude she has a pudding body bro! Imma be in that tonight!
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by hanker_dankers October 8, 2016

pizza on a body

when someone has so much acne, their face looks like it's covered in pepperoni.

"Wow look at that poor girl, she's like a pizza on a body."

by billyjoel0311 September 12, 2016

lollipop body

When the top half of your body is bigger than the bottom with no booty at ALL

Ohh kqran got a lollipop body that shit looks disgusting.

by Deeznutgottibohhh July 13, 2016

body martini

When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.

Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.

by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016