Early Bird

When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.

Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"

by sumguyk24 September 13, 2011

tight as a bird

to be angry or irritated

Jenny was tight as a bird after she failed the math test she'd studied for all night.

by awkwardhuman January 2, 2013

Big Bird

A bird who will bust down your door real quick

911, big bird is in the area

by Thiccboiwithbigdickboi May 31, 2019

Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

kaja the bird

Kaja the bird is not a lifestyle, it's not super man it's a dance, it's a beautiful thing that makes everything possible often confused whit kajaj witch is a lifestyle

Omg that person is kaja the bird, so good

by Kajak03 March 20, 2017

bird hunting

When your girlfriend or wife , is seeing red, reaches down your throat to grab your dick from the inside, and proceeds to remove it through your esophagus

See also: grouse skinning

If you don't quit being an idiot, I'm taking ya bird hunting

by Oldskoo83 October 27, 2017

big bird

A really tall girl who likes to use her height to scare other people

Person 1:Did you know that big bird tried to use her height to scare away someone

by Big bird slayer October 20, 2019