beard rash

rash that develops on the chin/mouth area due to performing oral sex on a female.

All my friends are going to know I went down on you because of my beard rash.

by tippexxxx March 30, 2009

Beardsley

apathy towards a depressing, unfortunate, and pathetic circumstances or situations.

"Damn your girlfriend dumped you and your mom forced you out of the house"
"It's whatever. like, its beardsley"

"that blows"
"beardsley dude"

by Inthecuts September 15, 2009

Bearding

Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.

When a man does nothing, his beard grows.

"Dude, whatcha doin'?"

"Just bearding at home. You?"

"Same. Shall we beard together?"

"Nah"

by The Beardist December 10, 2013

neck beard

1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.

A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.

1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.

by hybrid noisebloom April 20, 2010

Red Beard

The "Red Beard" is created when a person goes down on a woman while she is on her period and that person makes her cum. Thus creating a period stain on their face that looks like a "Red Beard."

No I wont go down on you tonight. I can't go to work with a Red Beard again!

by VictoriaViolence June 18, 2011

Asian beard

In America, known as the peach fuzz mustache and goatee that East Asians, Southeast Asians, and Pacific Islanders, who, unlike most men of American or European and some of African ancestry, pathetically attempt to grow. But, of course, this would be generalizing, because some Asian men can sport the full package either through a rare genetic occurrence or by a facial hair transplant.

In the UK, known as the terrorist-looking facial hair that Americans often associate with Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaeda. Otherwise known as the South Asian beard or the Indian beard.

Asian Guy 1: Man, I wish I had as much facial hair as that Asian guy!

Asian Guy 2: Yeah, you wish you didn't have that pathetic Asian beard, you chink!

Asian Guy 1: Oh no you didn't you SOB! I just haven't gone through puberty yet!

by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009

Beard

Part of a phrase that can be applicable to multiple situations, usually referring to a frustrating, bad or unlikely scenario.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you wanna hit the library tomorrow? It'll be fun!"

Person 2: "Oh Beard.."

by GrizzlyAdamsHadABeard March 9, 2011