A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
by Mrleeds November 22, 2021
Get the Kelly bastardmug. by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021
Get the bastardmug. When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!
Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!
by Your good girl December 8, 2023
Get the Cheeky bastardmug. This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.
1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!
2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!
3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!
2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!
3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..
by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022
Get the Bastardmug. 
by Xemnes_24 May 31, 2023
Get the Rat Bastardmug. A child that was born out of wed-lock.
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Derogatory term used to mean 'cunt' or 'bitch' or whatever you feel like.
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A type of person
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Derogatory term used to mean 'cunt' or 'bitch' or whatever you feel like.
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A type of person
Definition 1:
"The Bastard child of the Jones couple"
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Definition 2:
"You fat bastard! I didn't do this!"
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Definition 3:
"That lucky bastard won the lottery"
"The Bastard child of the Jones couple"
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Definition 2:
"You fat bastard! I didn't do this!"
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Definition 3:
"That lucky bastard won the lottery"
by 768Keywords January 3, 2024
Get the Bastardmug.