speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019

war bump

A euphemism for an erection.

Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.

by Jimathay October 6, 2017

Bump

Bump is another word for f*ck.

Her: Dwight is judging me.

Him: Bump Dwight.

Eff that. Bump that.

by Elizabooty April 29, 2021

Frump That Bump

Pounding a drink for the sake of leaving a bar.

"Dude just frump that bump so we can get outta here."

by stillins December 30, 2011

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

Booger Bump

The morning after doing cocaine and breathing in through your nose dumps the cocaine laced snot down your throat getting you high again.

No coffee, I just had my booger bump but thanks for offering!

by Ex Nihilo 333 February 26, 2022

chain fist bump

when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.

James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?

Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.

by AmbyMT December 6, 2010