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Neutron Bomb

When you enter a public restroom in order to relieve a copious quantity of the contents of the bowels, and it just so happens that the smell can only be thought of as "Eau de Subway Homeless". The result makes people choose another restroom on another floor, another building or just hold it until they get home. Neutron Bombs are frequently detonated at roadside rest stops, county park latrines, mall food courts, other people's house parties, corporate environments where you didn't get the job, corporate environments where you haven't gotten a raise in three years, corporate environments in general but not on your floor, or at the bathroom display area at a home improvement store.
"The Kung Pao Chicken from Kar Won gave me some serious rumbles. Don't go up to 6th floor, I had to drop a neutron bomb there."

"Are you kidding? Right after lunch?"

"Yeah, the fallout is leaking into the hallway."
by Junior Squid Number 3 June 29, 2013
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Bison Bomb

When having sex,you flip your partners legs up over their head,until their feet touch the floor..and they are completely upside down. Then you give that vag a repetitive downward thrust with your man meat,and pound it into a pulp.
That bobblehead bitch Sandra came by this weekend. I gave that beav a proper bison bomb
by T999 July 18, 2019
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Bomb on Betty

Term for having a destructive diarrhea explosive like defacation
Oh my God! I'm about to Bomb on Betty in this bathroom!
by Jme2tall October 10, 2018
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Responsibility bomb

Finding out that one is having a kid or is going to have to take care of a disabled family member.
Person A: Hey, is Kevin coming to the bar tonight?

Person B: No, his girlfriend just broke the news about the responsibility bomb he put in her.
by Voodoo870 November 29, 2011
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Jagr bomb

A hard slap shot by legendary NHL ice hockey player Jaromir Jagr, which almost always results in a goal.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that jagr bomb last night?"
Person 2: "Which one? Jagr scored like 7 goals..."
by TheRecklessRussian March 6, 2015
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shitomic bomb

The act of executing such a smelly shit that after a while your noes become ignorant to the rancid smell emanating from your buttocks, however as soon as you open the door and your nose has something to compare the smell of your shit too, it's too late and you have passed out.
You:*comes out the toilet*
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out
by procastiNATION January 22, 2014
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bomb vest

Derived from "bomb vest wearer". A derogatory term for a middle-eastern or muslim person, mainly used in Ontario and Quebec. Most likely used as a joke but only when the person did something wrong, disappointing, or scary.
Person 1: I can't believe Moe gave the puck away like that so the other team could score right afterwards.
Person 2: He's just a bomb vest, what do you expect?

Girl 1: Did you hear Hamzah tell that group of middle schoolers he was gonna blow up their houses? What if he gets arrested?
Girl 2: Don't worry about it, those arab bomb vests can say whatever they want and it's still politically correct. You'll still get to kiss him someday like you've always wanted <3
by phil.thrill666 August 19, 2021
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