baby rent

Alimony paid by your baby daddy.

As in, "we didn't see daddy this weekend cause he didn't pay the baby rent."

by CA Clowe January 31, 2007

trick baby

a baby/toddler that tricks you into thinking they good so you think about having another one and now you got two bad kids

Random dad: our baby is so good he doesn’t poop all the time, doesn’t cry much, and doesn’t throw a fit!

The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby

by icespicefan265510 March 1, 2023

baby pigalump

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.

Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump

by Piga May 2, 2011

Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

baby eagle

throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it

man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot

by balonry pony November 15, 2010

Katrina baby

1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina.

The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.

by Creole Queen Suppin November 3, 2008

baby brick

Quarter pound of cocaine

The Unforgiveables might arrest you, in some cases, even for possession of a baby brick, or less.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2017