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american football

A game for unco ordinated idiots who cannot play football(soccer) or any other decent contact sport (Rugby League, AFL)

Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.

american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
"Hey Billy-Jane, lets play us some american fooosball."

"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."

Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"

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by MUNG June 11, 2004
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American Eagle

American Eagle is a service of American Airlines usually consisting of a small (sometimes prop, but also sometimes jet) plane. It's usually used to go to more obscure/smaller airports.
When we got to Miami, we had to take American Eagle to get to Nassau.
by Orochinagi July 18, 2005
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American Idiot

A fantastic album. I think more people would like it if they would sit down and listen to the message... beacause its a very good one, and people need to hear it. Sure, they may not like George Bush, but tahts not what the album is about. It's about American Youth and the decisions, trials, and tribulations we all go through, and the decisions we have to make. Its telling us to participate if we desire change, instead of having the same old "I dont care if you don't" attitude, and to be an individual, not a phonie.
"Stand still when its do or die, you better run for your fucking life" letterbomb
by H.D. Thoreau March 10, 2005
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anti-American

noun. A liar conspiring against our nation, e.g. Geroge W. Bush.
George W. Bush, through his anit-American policy declaring war on Iraq, has declared himself to be the dictator of the world.
by True Patriot September 11, 2004
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American Football

Where 11 overly-obese men who are considered "great sportsmen" for running for about 10 seconds and having a break. The players themselves wear padding for protection incase they get hurt. Boo hoo. The word "football" derives from the mid 16th century where Britian created football; a more exciting offensive and defensive game as oppose to running and hitting someone. Also known as the brother of Rugby, which by any standards is constituted as more exciting than American Football. "Soccer", which derives from God knows how, is a more exciting game to watch.
American: "Coming to the big NDBFCLAD game tomorrow?"

Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"

American: *has a hissy fit*
by Zero Technique April 18, 2006
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American Football

A known fact about American Football is that it is Better than Soccer, Because in every country that has there own football code, football is considered better than soccer. Canada, Austraila, and America, all have both popular football and soccer leagues, but all of these countrys don't like soccer as much as there football codes. Therfour, it is a fact that if football was popular in the UK or in Asia as in the US, Canada, or Austraila, Football would be considered better than soccer.

Football > Soccer
Soccer: No Strategy other than setting formations and substitutions

American Football: Tons of Strategy. Players must memorize hunderedes of plays and formations, and must know how to execute them.

Soccer: Players must know how to run all over a field for 90 minutes long

American Football: Players must know how to run all over a field 4 hours long.

Soccer: Player must know how to kick a ball

American Football: Players must know how to Catch, Kick, Throw, Tackle, Cover, guard, and blitz

Soccer: Player must have strong legs

American Football: Player must have strong legs AND strong arms.

Soccer: Players must not be aggressive for fear of getting a "warning" (Yellow Card)

American Football: Players must be aggressive

Soccer: Players fake injuries

American Football: Players don't fake injuries

Soccer: Soccer teams are known as "clubs"

American Football: Football teams are known as "TEAMS"

Soccer: Boring. 90 minutes of passing the ball over and over and over again until a goal is scored.

American Football: Not boring. 4 hours of Hard hitting, amazing catches, long pass plays, exciting runs, and a whole lot of defence.
by Geeter August 16, 2006
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Halfrican-American

Someone that is half-black and half-white, but tends more toward the white.
Jesse Jackson, in commenting on the Don Imus vs. Rutgers Womens Basketball team dispute, talks about "racial terminology", and cites Halle Berry having been described as "Halfrican-American".
by Flygirl April 17, 2007
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