I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 7, 2023

3:44 AM

The time that somebody woke up and decided to upload a definition to a specific dictionary website. That website can be edited by anyone. That someone was me and I uploaded this definition to Urban Dictionary. As if your common sense ass didn't already know that.

Some dude is sitting at his computer. The clock reads 3:44 AM. The stomping of the dude's father gets louder until the father barges in. "What the f**k is going on?! It's 3:44 AM and you're still on that shitty computer?!" "But I'm defining a word! Give me a minute!" The clock strikes 3:45 AM. "Okay you're done buddy."

by some random dude that's bored December 20, 2023

I am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to perianal abscessses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

I am finished

When you know your absolutely fucked.

Another word for this is "cooked"

Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.

*Bob turns to friend*

Bob: I am finished.

by CocacolaKeyboard March 26, 2024

AM

A undefined numerical equation.

The approximate number of minutes it takes a woman to get ready to do something. Anything.

I told my wife to get ready for the movie about AM hours ago , but she a still not ready!

by D-Ag January 21, 2020