Jay Ryan

He’s a very kind and respectful person. One of the most thoughtful people you could ever meet, he’ll be worried with your safety more above his. That’s the kind of guy he is.

“Jay Ryan I need help with AP Psych homework…”
“Yes, of course”

by justanobserver November 24, 2021

Ryan E

One of the best friends you can have. Has fluffy hair and is very competitive. He is a great swimmer but is mainly a backstroker. But ryan will never beat afsana at backstroke bc she is awesome. Ryan wants to steal simba but never will. He is an understanding person who will make you happy. You should always value friendships if your friends with someone named ryan. If it’s slap an idiot day slap ryan.

Ryan tries to steal fluffy butt, but never will.
Ryan can try to beat afsana in backstroke at Greensboro but never will.
If you see someone with fluffy curly hair it is Ryan E.

by Realswimshady November 11, 2020

Ryan Grindlay

A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".

-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"

-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"

by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk August 18, 2022

The Rex Ryan

when you dress up as your brother and fuck his girlfriend.

Tom- How did you get with your brother's girlfriend melanie?

John- Simple, I pulled The Rex Ryan.

by Dorothy Babson November 26, 2010

Pavement Ryan

Pavement Ryan is a very handsome and adorable person from TakeAway SMP, He's amazing

Person 1: Have you heard of Pavement Ryan
Person 2: Yes he is amazing

by Mullenly August 22, 2021

ryan ross

Ex-guitarist of band Panic! at The Disco. He left the band on July 6th, 2009. Many believe him and the lead singer, Brendon Urie, were once in a relationship, and their couples, or ship name was Ryden or Rydon.

"I can't believe Ryan Ross wrote the songs on A Fever You Can't Sweat Out."

by acrobativity July 13, 2018

Ryan Der

Biggest body and booty ever concieved, but small dick and possibly a product of incest. Also possibly autistic

Person 1: Oh god its ryan
Ryan Der: yEs i aM goD
Person 1: *gets raped and is given genital warts from Ryan Der*

by the passive menis May 23, 2018